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I love this song because it’s a happy lament.

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Souvenir design at it’s laziest and most jaded…

Souvenir design at it’s laziest and most jaded…

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Yes please…

Yes please…

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I just grazed these olive samples for 5 minutes!

I just grazed these olive samples for 5 minutes!

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From Overheard in New York

You Always Hertz the One You Love

Thug on cell: Yo, hearse rent a car? Yo man, I need to rent a hearse. Yeah, I’ll hold. (pause) Y’all don’t rent no hearses? Why y’all call yoselfs hearse rent a car? (pause) Word? Well, I need to move a body, maybe you got a van or something? (pause) I don’t care, I just need to move his dead ass. (pause) Cargo van? Whatever. Yeah.

Thug’s friend: Ask if they got am’blances.

—Grand Concourse, 158 StOverheard by: Big Larry